Gloria Quote #778
Quote from Gloria in Torn Between Two Lovers
Gloria: What is your game, old man?
Jay: Nothing. I'm loving this. My only fear is that she might hit it big and leave us.
Gloria: You think I'm an idiot? Nobody thinks that that is funny.
Jay: Be honest, you want her out of here more than I do.
Gloria: Okay, fine, but I don't want to be the mother that hates her son's girlfriend.
Jay: I don't want to be the villain anymore.
Gloria: But that's your job. I am the quiet and fun one.
Jay: Have you not heard her impression of you? It's dead-on. You want to get rid of her, you do it.
Gloria: I won't have to, because I can pretend that I like Sherry longer than you can. You will crack first.
Sherry: [Hispanic accent] You will crack first!
Gloria: Sherry, you cannot stay here.
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Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
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Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.