Phil: What happened?
Doctor: Mr. Dunphy, you have acute orchitis. It's a massively inflamed testicle. I'm giving you an I.V. bag of antibiotics and some pain meds because [whisltes] Oh, boy.
Phil: So embarrassed. I can't believe I passed out in front of a rock star.
Chris Martin: Please tell me he didn't know why. Oh, brilliant, you're awake. I've got some ice for your biscuits.
Phil: No. No, no, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, that really... Oh, that feels so good.