Phil Quote #1532
Quote from Phil in Brushes with Celebrity
Phil: What happened?
Doctor: Mr. Dunphy, you have acute orchitis. It's a massively inflamed testicle. I'm giving you an I.V. bag of antibiotics and some pain meds because [whisltes] Oh, boy.
Phil: So embarrassed. I can't believe I passed out in front of a rock star.
Chris Martin: Please tell me he didn't know why. Oh, brilliant, you're awake. I've got some ice for your biscuits.
Phil: No. No, no, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, that really... Oh, that feels so good.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Brushes with Celebrity’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
Quote from Jay
Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.