Phil: Honey, you gave me a V.D. I will carry with me always.
Claire: Let's say "Valentine's Day."
Phil: You know, I never thought you'd beat my gift, but you did. Oh, honey. I'm beginning to think that mine was a swing and a miss.
Claire: Hardly. Yours was fantastic. But how about a swing with a miss?
Phil: You are killing it today!
Claire: I know!
Phil: Did you cover that again?
Claire: I didn't. That's weird. [gasps]
Phil: What the hell?
The Great Majesto: I transported it to the porch. You're welcome.
Claire: I didn't ask him to do that. Or tell him where we live.