Quote from Claire in Do You Believe In Magic
Phil: Honey, you gave me a V.D. I will carry with me always. Claire: Let's say "Valentine's Day." Phil: You know, I never thought you'd beat my gift, but you did. Oh, honey. I'm beginning to think that mine was a swing and a miss. Claire: Hardly. Yours was fantastic. But how about a swing with a miss? Phil: You are killing it today! Claire: I know! Phil: Did you cover that again? Claire: I didn't. That's weird. [gasps] Phil: What the hell? The Great Majesto: I transported it to the porch. You're welcome. Claire: I didn't ask him to do that. Or tell him where we live.