Claire Quote #632
Quote from Claire in Do You Believe In Magic
Phil: Honey, you gave me a V.D. I will carry with me always.
Claire: Let's say "Valentine's Day."
Phil: You know, I never thought you'd beat my gift, but you did. Oh, honey. I'm beginning to think that mine was a swing and a miss.
Claire: Hardly. Yours was fantastic. But how about a swing with a miss?
Phil: You are killing it today!
Claire: I know!
Phil: Did you cover that again?
Claire: I didn't. That's weird. [gasps]
Phil: What the hell?
The Great Majesto: I transported it to the porch. You're welcome.
Claire: I didn't ask him to do that. Or tell him where we live.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do You Believe In Magic’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.