Claire: Hey. I just heard a story about a kid who had an unsupervised party and one of the guests broke his leg because he jumped off the roof onto a trampoline and sued the parents.
Luke: We have a trampoline. And a roof.
Claire: I need to know that you're joking.
Luke: Mom, I have everything under control.
Phil: [laughing] Claire, come on! He's a responsible young man! Have a little faith in your son. [to ALex] These are all the emergency numbers. That's Fire, Police, Poison Control, Homeland Security. You're in charge. I mean, unless you happen to have other plans.
Alex: Yeah, let's just pretend I partied too hard last night.
Phil: You're an animal.