Phil Quote #1371
Quote from Phil in Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
Claire: Hey. I just heard a story about a kid who had an unsupervised party and one of the guests broke his leg because he jumped off the roof onto a trampoline and sued the parents.
Luke: We have a trampoline. And a roof.
Claire: I need to know that you're joking.
Luke: Mom, I have everything under control.
Phil: [laughing] Claire, come on! He's a responsible young man! Have a little faith in your son. [to ALex] These are all the emergency numbers. That's Fire, Police, Poison Control, Homeland Security. You're in charge. I mean, unless you happen to have other plans.
Alex: Yeah, let's just pretend I partied too hard last night.
Phil: You're an animal.
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Jay: [aside to camera] David Soul played Hutch in "Starsky and Hutch." Now, one of my groovier closet ideas was a hutch for your skis that latched onto the end of your closet. I called it the "Storeski End Hutch." David Soul gave me a signed picture. Well, one day, the picture disappears and Earl plays innocent. But the whole time, he's had it. Ironically, this would've been a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch."
Quote from Jay
Jay: This is mine! I'm the one who came up with "Storeski End Hutch." Just like I came up with the "Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet." You were the hack! I was the visionary!
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Mitchell: Phil, are you okay?
Phil: I'm fine. Yeah. Hey, you know what the Beaver said when he slipped in water?
Mitchell: Damn it?
Phil: Damn it.