Claire: I actually like that he's being a little bit rebellious. Sometimes, between the magic and the trampolining, I think he's getting a little You know.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: What are you trying to say, Claire? A little me? There it was again, the insinuation that I'm not dangerous enough for her. Apparently, she's forgotten I've been to jail. I once led 20 violent inmates in a therapeutic tumbling class. It was a huge success. Could I have made the participation trophies a little less stabby? Sure. But overall, a huge success.