Phil Quote #1227
Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Claire: I actually like that he's being a little bit rebellious. Sometimes, between the magic and the trampolining, I think he's getting a little You know.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: What are you trying to say, Claire? A little me? There it was again, the insinuation that I'm not dangerous enough for her. Apparently, she's forgotten I've been to jail. I once led 20 violent inmates in a therapeutic tumbling class. It was a huge success. Could I have made the participation trophies a little less stabby? Sure. But overall, a huge success.
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‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."