Phil: I'm sorry. I'm not proud of my behavior today. It probably started with the 5K I ran yesterday.
Luke: 10K.
Phil: For everyone else. It's the first time in 15 years I couldn't finish. Then today, it's everything I can do, you can do better.
Luke: No, I can't.
Phil: Yes, you can. It's okay. It's not your fault. Every dad goes through it the day he starts seeing his son as a man and not a boy. It's a shock. Like when we first got high-def TV and I realized Ed Bradley had an earring.
Luke: I'm not as much of a man as you think, Dad.
Phil: Oh, really? How come an hour ago, I had a 16-year-old girl's bra in my hand?
[A horrified mother and her daughter back away from Phil]