Phil Quote #1151
Quote from Phil in Spring Break
Phil: I'm sorry. I'm not proud of my behavior today. It probably started with the 5K I ran yesterday.
Luke: 10K.
Phil: For everyone else. It's the first time in 15 years I couldn't finish. Then today, it's everything I can do, you can do better.
Luke: No, I can't.
Phil: Yes, you can. It's okay. It's not your fault. Every dad goes through it the day he starts seeing his son as a man and not a boy. It's a shock. Like when we first got high-def TV and I realized Ed Bradley had an earring.
Luke: I'm not as much of a man as you think, Dad.
Phil: Oh, really? How come an hour ago, I had a 16-year-old girl's bra in my hand?
[A horrified mother and her daughter back away from Phil]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Phil: So, the doctor will see you in a few minutes.
Luke: Nice someone can see.
Phil: Glad to know your good eye can still roll. So still angry, huh?
Luke: Gee, why would I be angry? Because you insulted me, maimed me and belittled my achievements in the banjonic and trampolinic arts?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Is that my banjo?
Claire: Mmm?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: When I met this little lady sitting next to me it was love at first sight. Yep, I've been noodling around on the ol' flyswatter for a couple of years now. I was inspired by the greats Scruggs, Kermit. It's hard to practice, though because it gets Claire so hot and bothered.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Alex! Okay, you need to drink this. I'll get a new one.
Alex: Is there vodka in here?
Haley: If there is it's not doing anybody any good until I get it in there.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: Michelangelo talked about chiseling beautiful sculptures out of marble. Well, my chisel is a Long Island Iced Tea and I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd. Not all my sculptures are masterpieces.