Quote from Gloria in Haley's 21st Birthday
Haley: Okay, uh, the craziest thing I heard - and there is some competition there - is that you think this lady treats me like I'm an adult. Claire: Wait, I-I do treat you like an adult. Haley: You made me change my shirt two times before we left the house and force-fed me a cheese sandwich so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk. Claire: No, that is just one woman offering another woman, uh, fashion tips and advice for casual drinking. Haley: What do you know about fashion? Gloria: What do you know about casual drinking?