Claire: I should check on the kids.
Phil: Haley took 'em to a movie. She's not even gonna answer.
Claire: I know, but, sweetie, I have a good reason to worry. Luke had that nasty nosebleed this morning, and Alex, as usual, fainted.
Phil: She's fine, and Dunphy men get nosebleeds. I told you this when we got married. It was in my vows.
Claire: I'm still a little unclear as to why you put them in your vows.