Claire: You mean to tell me that people have actually been calling about this?
Phil: There are a lot of creeps out there.
Claire: That's disgusting. She's a child.
Phil: Well, to be fair, most of them were for you.
Claire: Oh. It's still sick. What do you mean, "most"?
Phil: Well, I don't know. There were 30 calls. You got 20 or 25 of them.
Claire: What, they asked for me?
Phil: They asked for the hot blonde.
Claire: Mmm. Men are pigs. Did they call me anything else?