Claire Quote #161
Quote from Claire in The Musical Man
Claire: You mean to tell me that people have actually been calling about this?
Phil: There are a lot of creeps out there.
Claire: That's disgusting. She's a child.
Phil: Well, to be fair, most of them were for you.
Claire: Oh. It's still sick. What do you mean, "most"?
Phil: Well, I don't know. There were 30 calls. You got 20 or 25 of them.
Claire: What, they asked for me?
Phil: They asked for the hot blonde.
Claire: Mmm. Men are pigs. Did they call me anything else?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Musical Man’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, I had no idea. I had no idea I was surrounded by a bunch of quitters. This production was a joke until I introduced these children to the musical theater greats Bernstein, Sondheim. Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheimized them.
Mitchell: Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying... Okay.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight? Maybe you should stick with something they already know.
Cameron: I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cameron: You do it all the time. And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams! I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?
Claire: Am I gonna regret doing that?
Phil: Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?