Jay: I always knew your mother might remarry after I'm gone. That never bothered me. I figured her husbands would be your dad, me and some putz who could never live up to me. But what if I'm not the main guy? What if some other guy is? What if I'm the putz?
Manny: When my mom and dad got divorced, do you have any idea how many guys chased after her? The phone didn't stop ringing. Men would stop her on the street. Guys would propose to her from moving cars. And they were good-looking guys, Jay, with money. I think one of them was a Kennedy.
Jay: Where are you going with this?
Manny: When you showed up, I didn't think you had a prayer. You were so nervous and sweaty, I felt sorry for you.
Jay: I had to climb three flights of stairs.