Manny Quote #114
Quote from Manny in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Jay: I always knew your mother might remarry after I'm gone. That never bothered me. I figured her husbands would be your dad, me and some putz who could never live up to me. But what if I'm not the main guy? What if some other guy is? What if I'm the putz?
Manny: When my mom and dad got divorced, do you have any idea how many guys chased after her? The phone didn't stop ringing. Men would stop her on the street. Guys would propose to her from moving cars. And they were good-looking guys, Jay, with money. I think one of them was a Kennedy.
Jay: Where are you going with this?
Manny: When you showed up, I didn't think you had a prayer. You were so nervous and sweaty, I felt sorry for you.
Jay: I had to climb three flights of stairs.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.