Claire: I can't believe I fell asleep and you left. Alex is right. We're idiots.
Phil: Claire, stop it. Look. Our kid got the second-best grade in the class.
Claire: I know.
Phil: Dumb parents don't make kids that smart. She got the best of both of us.
Claire: Mmm.
Phil: Kind of like if you combined the jaw strength of a crocodile and the ink-spraying capabilities of an octopus you'd end up with something unstoppable.
Claire: But they did stop him in the end, didn't they?
Phil: "Her." And she laid eggs.
Claire: [gasps] Croctopi.