Gloria: And you, you're embarrassing yourself.
Manny: What are you talking about?
Gloria: You're trying to win her back. The unbuttoned shirt, the cologne, the praising of her pedestrian performance. It's not gonna work, Manny.
Manny: Why not?
Gloria: Because if you want someone to like you, you need to make them want your approval.
Manny: Mom, that's a tired, old way of thinking that doesn't work.
Jay: [bringing Gloria a soda] Here you go.
Gloria: What do you think is wrong with this?
Jay: Damn it, the lemon! I'm sorry, baby.