Gloria Quote #821
Quote from Gloria in New Kids on the Block
Gloria: And you, you're embarrassing yourself.
Manny: What are you talking about?
Gloria: You're trying to win her back. The unbuttoned shirt, the cologne, the praising of her pedestrian performance. It's not gonna work, Manny.
Manny: Why not?
Gloria: Because if you want someone to like you, you need to make them want your approval.
Manny: Mom, that's a tired, old way of thinking that doesn't work.
Jay: [bringing Gloria a soda] Here you go.
Gloria: What do you think is wrong with this?
Jay: Damn it, the lemon! I'm sorry, baby.
Modern Family Quotes
‘New Kids on the Block’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
[aside to camera:]
Dylan: It took us a while, but we finally named our babies.
Haley: This is Poppy, because that's my favorite flower.
Dylan: And this is George, because he came out looking curious. You know, like Boy George.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Listen, normally I would just cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it, but in this case, I have a real excuse. Your old girlfriend, Sherry, is the voice of Stella.
Gloria: Jay, how could you? After she broke his heart when she got repulsed by the idea of getting married to him?
Manny: More overwhelmed than repulsed, as I remember it.
Jay: She's already on our website as Stella's voice. Changing that now could be jarring for our fans. Like when they made my GPS lady British. I'd rather be lost than talked down to by a snob!
Quote from Luke
Haley: What do you have against my book?
Claire: It is called "Your Parents Did Everything Wrong."
Haley: Dr. Goode is a celebrated pediatric life coach. And can you tone down the negativity? Chapter six says that it can cause an allergy to peanuts.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Luke: Oh, man, no kid should grow up without Snoopy.