Luke: Guys, guys. I've got this. Guys. I talked to Judge Tager. He'll make your parking tickets disappear in return for a couple of Cubans.
Jay: You took three.
Luke: The other one is for the security guard at the club. He moonlights where Estefan's playing tonight. He'll meet you by the stage door.
Gloria: Thank you for fixing Jay's lies.
Luke: We all struggle with the truth. Like last Thursday when I stalled Jay at the club so you could get Joe out of the doggy door.
Joe: She locked us out, and the stove was on.
Luke: And you two.
Cameron: You know a guy at a club that can help us?
Luke: No. Just talk more. 90% of your problems would be solved if you just discussed things.
Cameron: The Vanderkoff is a knock-off.
Mitchell: I burnt a hole in the knock-off, and I had replaced it with a real one.