Luke Quote #401
Quote from Luke in Pig Moon Rising
Luke: Guys, guys. I've got this. Guys. I talked to Judge Tager. He'll make your parking tickets disappear in return for a couple of Cubans.
Jay: You took three.
Luke: The other one is for the security guard at the club. He moonlights where Estefan's playing tonight. He'll meet you by the stage door.
Gloria: Thank you for fixing Jay's lies.
Luke: We all struggle with the truth. Like last Thursday when I stalled Jay at the club so you could get Joe out of the doggy door.
Joe: She locked us out, and the stove was on.
Luke: And you two.
Cameron: You know a guy at a club that can help us?
Luke: No. Just talk more. 90% of your problems would be solved if you just discussed things.
Cameron: The Vanderkoff is a knock-off.
Mitchell: I burnt a hole in the knock-off, and I had replaced it with a real one.
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‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.