Alex: Who opened my 12th-grade Grapes of Wrath essay?
Luke: Uh...
Alex: Oh, my God. You just want me to stay here so you can steal all of my old homework.
Claire: Wow. I can't wait to hear what you have to say about this lapse in judgment.
Luke: Hey, it's better than what Mom's doing. She's just using you to yell at us.
Claire: I would nip that back talk in the bud.
Alex: I can't believe it. He's right!
Phil: Honey, you're getting upset again. Come on. Let's go get a treat.
Alex: Stop with the petting and- and the walks. You're using me as a therapy dog.
Phil: That's ridiculi- Am I? Well what about what Luke's doing?
Alex: We just dealt with him. And, Haley you are the only one who really cares about me. That's it! I'm going back to school.