Alex Quote #270
Quote from Alex in A Stereotypical Day
Alex: Who opened my 12th-grade Grapes of Wrath essay?
Luke: Uh...
Alex: Oh, my God. You just want me to stay here so you can steal all of my old homework.
Claire: Wow. I can't wait to hear what you have to say about this lapse in judgment.
Luke: Hey, it's better than what Mom's doing. She's just using you to yell at us.
Claire: I would nip that back talk in the bud.
Alex: I can't believe it. He's right!
Phil: Honey, you're getting upset again. Come on. Let's go get a treat.
Alex: Stop with the petting and- and the walks. You're using me as a therapy dog.
Phil: That's ridiculi- Am I? Well what about what Luke's doing?
Alex: We just dealt with him. And, Haley you are the only one who really cares about me. That's it! I'm going back to school.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Stereotypical Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Look, it was wrong of you to be mean to Tom, okay? Even though Daddy and I aren't always as open-minded as we should be, we- We want you to be better than us.
Lily: O-kay.
Cameron: No. Listen. We accept people for who they are. Daddy and I would accept you no matter what: boy, girl, gay, straight... Though, if you're a lesbian, please be the fun kind.
Quote from Jay
Jay: All right. Listen, you guys need anything, let me know.
Shawn: You got it. I'm Shawn, by the way.
Jay: Jay Pritchett.
Gloria: Jay.
Jay: It's okay, Gloria. All handled. This is my wife, Gloria. This is Shawn - and I want to get this right, beautiful African name - Shawn M'badawe.
Shawn: I said, "By the way."
Jay: Ah.
Quote from Haley
Haley: How do nerds even get mono? Did you all practice by kissing the same pillow?
Alex: Shouldn't you be at work by now?
[aside to camera:]
Haley: I got fired. My plan was to hide it from my parents until I got a new job, but with smarty-pants Alex home, I had to be more careful, or she was going to figure it out. Her being super-sick is coming at a really bad time for me.