Quote from Phil in Best Men
Valerie: Oh, my God, Phil, you are hilarious. Phil: Yep. That's how I got my wife of 20 years. Could we get the check, please? Oh, I got this. Valerie: Ooh, funny and generous. If my husband were more like you maybe I'd still be married. Phil: Well, if my wife were here, she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her. You know that, right? Valerie: What? Phil: No, I just wanna make sure, because you unbuttoned a button, and I love my wife, so... Valerie: You were the one who was flirting and saying we're on a date. Phil: That was a joke, but I'm- I'm sorry if I misled you at all. Valerie: Thank you. Phil: But there was a lot of touching. Valerie: I touched your shoulder for a second. Phil: No, it was more of a stroke, like this... Okay. I'm so sorry for touching your hand with my boob. I mean my boob with your hand.