Valerie: Oh, my God, Phil, you are hilarious.
Phil: Yep. That's how I got my wife of 20 years. Could we get the check, please? Oh, I got this.
Valerie: Ooh, funny and generous. If my husband were more like you maybe I'd still be married.
Phil: Well, if my wife were here, she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her. You know that, right?
Valerie: What?
Phil: No, I just wanna make sure, because you unbuttoned a button, and I love my wife, so...
Valerie: You were the one who was flirting and saying we're on a date.
Phil: That was a joke, but I'm- I'm sorry if I misled you at all.
Valerie: Thank you.
Phil: But there was a lot of touching.
Valerie: I touched your shoulder for a second.
Phil: No, it was more of a stroke, like this... Okay. I'm so sorry for touching your hand with my boob. I mean my boob with your hand.