Phil Quote #791
Valerie: Oh, my God, Phil, you are hilarious.
Phil: Yep. That's how I got my wife of 20 years. Could we get the check, please? Oh, I got this.
Valerie: Ooh, funny and generous. If my husband were more like you maybe I'd still be married.
Phil: Well, if my wife were here, she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her. You know that, right?
Valerie: What?
Phil: No, I just wanna make sure, because you unbuttoned a button, and I love my wife, so...
Valerie: You were the one who was flirting and saying we're on a date.
Phil: That was a joke, but I'm- I'm sorry if I misled you at all.
Valerie: Thank you.
Phil: But there was a lot of touching.
Valerie: I touched your shoulder for a second.
Phil: No, it was more of a stroke, like this... Okay. I'm so sorry for touching your hand with my boob. I mean my boob with your hand.
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Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] Raising a kid is like sending a rocket ship to the moon. You spend the early years in constant contact, and then one day, around the teenage years, they go around the dark side and they're gone. All you can do is wait for that faint signal that says they're coming back. I think Haley is sending me that signal.
Phil: [clears throat] And?
Claire: And Phil gave me that analogy.
Quote from Lily
Sal: Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It was no kids.
Lily: It's okay. I'll go to your next one.
Sal: Wow.
Mitchell: Yeah. She- She just means when she's not a kid anymore, you know?
Lily: She knows what I mean.
Sal: I don't like you.
Lily: [whispers] I'll get over it.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] Sal was our best girlfriend from back in our party days, but over the years, we've kind of gone in different directions.
Mitchell: We chose forward.