Lois Quote #459
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Visits College
Lois: You're denying my son candy?
Malcolm: Mom, it doesn't matter. I'll just go down to the next floor.
Leland: Use of the vending machine is a privilege, not a right.
Lois: If my son wants a candy bar, he can have a candy bar. You don't get to decide for him. I get to decide.
Malcolm: Do I even need to be here for this?
Leland: Since I'm the one with the key to the lock, I think I'm in charge. [closes door]
Lois: Come on. This isn't over yet.
Malcolm: Mom, why don't you just put me in a diaper?
Lois: One thing at a time, Malcolm. First, we're going to get you that candy.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.