Malcolm Quote #796
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Visits College
Lois: It's time for me to step aside and let you handle things. Malcolm, I know you can do this.
Malcolm: [to camera] Unless I missed the sarcasm, I think she meant that. I've actually been given permission to run my own life. Well, at least get my own candy bar. But you know what? I want that candy bar more than I want my next breath. I have a plan.
[Malcolm screams as he kicks in Leland's door]
Lois: Malcolm, what are you doing?
Malcolm: My plan.
Lois: Well, get your foot out of the door.
Malcolm: It's stuck. [whimpers]
[Leland opens the door, dragging Malcolm along with it]
Leland: By the way, our Madrigal group is having a sing-off against Jazzmatazz tomorrow. You should check it out before you leave. [closes door]
Malcolm: [groans]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.