Dewey Quote #219
Dewey: He's not your friend, Reese. Noah just made friends with me to get to you. And he's just using you to beat people up for him.
Noah: Reese, take him out.
Dewey: No, listen. Last week, three kids beat the crap out of him. He's not tough enough to get them back, but you are. You already paid back Kevin Teevens and Craig Jansen. All that's left is Todd Lemmon, and I took care of him myself. Here's a piece of his T-shirt. Here's his retainer with part of a tooth still on it. And here's my four-day suspension slip.
Noah: Wow. You really nailed him. Thanks, Dewey. Go to hell, Reese.
Reese: Wait. So it's just over? Is that all I was to you, a couple of fists?
Dewey: I have some guys you can beat up for me.
Reese: It's too soon.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Hot Tub’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: What is this?
Hal: It's a hot tub, Lois.
Lois: Are you out of your mind? We can't afford a hot tub.
Hal: That's what I said, too, but then the sales guy showed me how wrong I was. Boys, get out here!
Lois: Hal, I can't believe you did this without me. You know we always make these kinds of decisions together.
Hal: It was an in-store promotion. We got 20% off on the spot. Plus a tub club card, plus free caulking. And that's where they kill you, Lois - the caulking.
Quote from Reese
Reese: So you can shoot free throws better than me. Fine. Whatever. Big deal. That's all you've got on me. Can you stop a ceiling fan with your head? I didn't think so. And look at this. [holds up Popsicle in front of own face] My Popsicle's like twice the size of yours. What a score. I am totally...
Malcolm: Reese. [pulls Reese's Popsicle next to his]
Reese: Oh. Never mind.
Quote from Hal
Lois: Hal, you're taking it back.
Hal: What about the boys? Don't they get a say in this?
Dewey: Yeah, Mom, it'll be great for entertaining.
Lois: No, they do not get a say in this because we are not keeping it.
Hal: Well, we're... kind of locked in.
Lois: We're what?
Hal: Lois, you don't get deals like this without making a commitment. It's zero percent interest. If you factor in inflation, it's almost like they're paying us 2,800 bucks.
Lois: $2,800! I can't believe you! You went behind my back, you spent money you had no right to spend to buy a pile of lumber and tubes.
Hal: Don't worry. It has very detailed assembly instructions, which I won't go anywhere near because Malcolm's doing it.
Malcolm: I don't mind.