Lois Quote #374
Quote from Lois in Goodbye Kitty
Lois: How many time do I have to tell you, don't leave your filthy socks on the kitchen table!
[meanwhile, Reese reads the diary in his room:]
Lois: [v.o.] "September 18. What an aggravating day. "Some idiot named Hal streaked our gym class. "He didn't see the volleyball net, and they ended up carrying him off in a stretcher. And then, at lunch, this other guy..."
[flashback:]
Young Lois: Excuse me. You want to pick that up?
Boy: Why should I?
Young Lois: Because it's trash. Or are you one of those charming people who thinks that's just someone else's responsibility? That the rest of us should follow you around your whole life and clean up all the little messes you leave behind?
Boy: Let me ask you a question. Were you, like, born 45?
Young Lois: People like you are the reason I am moving to Paris the second I graduate! [throws can]
[present, Reese reads the diary:]
Reese: Oh, my God! This girl rocks.
Lois: When I tell you to pick something up, pick it up! [throws socks]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Goodbye Kitty’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: Mom, I have a proposal for you. Now, before you start poking holes in it, I'd like you to hear me out. All I want is no more school and no more big boy clothes. I'd liked to be bathed and rocked before I go to sleep and have all my food mashed up. In return, I'll be adorable and...
Lois: Are you wearing a diaper?
Dewey: I want you to know my level of commitment. [clenches face]
Lois: [o.s.] Oh, my God!
Quote from Hal
Lois: Malcolm, Reese, get a move on! What on earth are you doing?
Malcolm: I have to practice being in a wheelchair.
Lois: Oh...
Hal: I suppose that makes sense. You never know. All it takes is one horrible accident, and you end up in one of those for the rest of your life.
Malcolm: It's just for basketball.
Hal: That's the spirit.
Quote from Stevie
Abe: Hello, boys.
Malcolm: Mr. Kenarban, don't you think it's ethically suspect for someone to participate in wheelchair basketball if they're not actually handicapped?
Stevie: Even if... his best friend... needs to win... for his mother?
Abe: [chuckles] Son, after being gone two months, your mom will be happy as a duck just to see you.
Malcolm: I know she's been gone a long time, Stevie, but it just doesn't feel right to me.
Stevie: I've always... been there... for you.
Malcolm: Please don't do this to me.
Stevie: Seventh grade... first dance... open fly.
Malcolm: All right, fine. But I'm sick and tired of you throwing that in my face all the time.
Stevie: Save it... for the game.