Dewey Quote #198
Quote from Dewey in Watching the Baby
[fantasy:]
Hal: [haughty accent] This 90-inch screen is much better than the 75-inch we have in the bathroom.
Lois: [haughty accent] Oh, absolutely. By the way, Dewey asked for ice cream again today. I told him we couldn't afford it. [both laugh]
Hal: Oh, I wonder what he'd do if he saw our ice cream helicopter.
Lois: These could use some freshening up. Did you charge the Brother Bot?
Hal: I believe it's good to go. Drinks, Francis.
Francis: [robotic] You are the worst parents in the world. You undermine my confidence at every turn. You are the worst parents in the world.
Dewey: [v.o.] And yet, as unbelievable as all of this was, it still didn't prepare them for the biggest surprise of all, the most incredible thing they'd ever seen. A pair of pants, his size, that had never been worn or handed down from an older brother. With no holes, no stains, no funny smell, no dead stuff in the pockets. He had to wear those pants.
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Hal: Yes, and I'm in kind of a hurry.
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Reese: Hey, we're riding in a limo we didn't pay for. We're about to make out with hot girls who don't even like us. I don't know what we are, but we are not losers.
Malcolm: Have you even thought about where this is going? Her boyfriend is Aaron Steponovich. Have you seen that guy? If he sees you kissing his girlfriend, he's going to kill you.
Reese: I know.
Malcolm: Then why are you...?
Reese: Because anything's better than the way things are now. Look... I've had this cute lab partner in science for eight weeks now. Her name is Cheryl. I finally left Cheryl a note on her desk asking her out. And when she read it, she turned to me and said, "Do you know who Reese is?" So then she goes, "Does anybody know who Reese is?" And everybody shrugged. So then I said, "Probably some nobody." And you know what? I was right.
Limo Driver: Wow. That's awful, kid. You want to wear my hat?
Reese: So tonight I'm gonna fix that. From now on, when I walk by, people are going to say, "What happened to that guy's face?" And someone's going to say, "That's Reese. He made out with Aaron Steponovich's girlfriend." And that I can live with.