[fantasy:]
Hal: [haughty accent] This 90-inch screen is much better than the 75-inch we have in the bathroom.
Lois: [haughty accent] Oh, absolutely. By the way, Dewey asked for ice cream again today. I told him we couldn't afford it. [both laugh]
Hal: Oh, I wonder what he'd do if he saw our ice cream helicopter.
Lois: These could use some freshening up. Did you charge the Brother Bot?
Hal: I believe it's good to go. Drinks, Francis.
Francis: [robotic] You are the worst parents in the world. You undermine my confidence at every turn. You are the worst parents in the world.
Dewey: [v.o.] And yet, as unbelievable as all of this was, it still didn't prepare them for the biggest surprise of all, the most incredible thing they'd ever seen. A pair of pants, his size, that had never been worn or handed down from an older brother. With no holes, no stains, no funny smell, no dead stuff in the pockets. He had to wear those pants.