Gretchen Quote #13
Quote from Gretchen in Garage Sale
Gretchen: Otto always planned that when Rutger finished college, he would come out here und live with us on the ranch. But instead, he insisted on going to medical school. And when he was named chief surgeon of his hospital, Otto was crushed.
Francis: It's so strange he never mentioned any of this.
Gretchen: That is Otto's Teutonic pride. He will never, ever show his feelings to anyone.
Otto: [crying] Welcome to the Grotto. I'm sure you will enjoy your stay. [blows nose] And don't forget to visit the gift shop. [crying] Oh perhaps tomorrow, you would like to go horseback riding on Uncle Otto's pony! [crying loudly]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Garage Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Craig
Craig: I'm cooperating! I never met this man before. I hate the Constitution. I hate free speech. I'll snitch. I know things!
Quote from Craig
Craig: This better be good. There'll be hell to pay if Jellybean wakes up from her massage and doesn't see me on the table next to her. [gasps] Oh, my God! Is that a Nortair?
Malcolm: It's a Nortair 680b. It's, like, the first personal computer ever made. You have an interest in this type of stuff, don't you?
Craig: There aren't many of these left. I'll give you five bucks for it.
Malcolm: Yeah, right. I checked online. This is in mint condition. It's worth at least $1,300.
Craig: Deal. No take-backs, double black magic, tap it, bomb it, flush it down the toilet. You understand it's going to take me a couple days to get the money.
Malcolm: That's exactly what I want. I want you to buy it this Saturday at our garage sale. In front of everybody. With cash. You're going to react in horror when I tell you Reese was going to throw this in the trash. And then you're going to tell everyone they should have listened to me all along.
Craig: You know, right now you're sounding a lot like a James Bond villain.
Malcolm: Me? There's nothing wrong with me. I'm fine. And right. And right! And on Saturday, everyone's going to know it.
Craig: Okay, but these revenge plans have a way of backfiring. Word to the wise, if you ever make someone an Ex-Lax milkshake, don't do it on an empty stomach.
Quote from Hal
Hal: [on radio] There are so many things the government doesn't want you to know, and that's why they don't want Kid Charlemagne on this mic. Do I love my country? Yes. Do I vote? I used to, until they moved our polling place to the house with the big dog.
Lois: [o.s.] Hal! I said dinner!
Hal: [on tape] Kid Charlemagne is back on the air.