Francis Quote #243
Quote from Francis in Boys at Ranch
Francis: I don't know what you guys are trying to pull here but you should know I am way ahead of you. What's that?
Malcolm: Looks like a fuse.
Francis: All right, what exactly are you planning?
Malcolm: We're planning to get you back. We want our brother back the way he used to be.
Reese: We know how much you always liked fire, explosions... [hands Francis a lighter]
Francis: Nice try. That was a long time ago.
Malcolm: Really?
Francis: So, where does this go?
Malcolm: Well, I suppose you could find out by crawling over the fence and following the fuse or you could find out the Francis way.
Reese: We're sure you'll make the right decision.
Francis: Guys, I'm telling you, things are different now. I'm married, I have responsibilities. I'm just not a 16-year-old maniac anymore who... [lights fuse] Huh, interesting.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Boys at Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Malcolm: So, where's Francis?
Dewey: Is he really the foreman?
Reese: We haven't seen him in months.
Hal: You'll have to forgive the boys. They've always looked up to Francis like he's some kind of hero.
[As the boys step outside, Francis comes riding over the hill on a horse]
Francis: [horse whinnies in distance] [whinnies] How's it going, guys?
Hal: My God, Francis! How the heck did you learn to ride a horse like that?
Francis: Well, you got to pick it up quick around here. We break horses, brand cattle, it's about as close to the Old West as you'll ever find.
Woman on Golf Cart: [horn toots] Where do I find the jazzercise class?
Francis: Other side of the smoothie bar.
Quote from Otto
Francis: I specifically told you guys stay away from those ATVs! What the hell were you thinking?!
Hal: They don't think, Francis. They never have! The only thing their heads are good for is to plug up their necks.
Otto: [points at Dewey] I blame the oldest one. The others follow him like sheep!
Quote from Piama
Piama: Hey, guys. I'm so sorry. I came as fast as I could.
Hal: Hey.
Piama: I-I'm not going to get too close. I'm fighting a terrible cold. I'll probably be in bed all weekend.
Malcolm: Mom didn't come.
Piama: [throws box of tissues away] Well, we'll just have to enjoy ourselves without her. Come on.