Hal Quote #365
Quote from Hal in Forbidden Girlfriend
Hal: Hey, morning, Reese. How's it going?
Reese: What are you doing up?
Hal: Well, I was just lying in bed this morning staring at the ceiling, and I thought, "Why don't I paint the kitchen cabinets?" Oh, I made crepes.
Reese: Crepes?
Hal: Uh-huh. Come on, sit down. Look, I've got strawberries, bananas, peaches, drawn butter, maple syrup, you name it. Dig in.
Lois: Hey, honey, where have you been?
Reese: I was up at 4:00 scouring the grout in the shower, and I thought, "The flower market is open this early.
Why not drive downtown and buy us some fresh-cut flowers?"
Hal: They're beautiful! Crepes?
Lois: Can't, got to make the boys' lunches.
Hal: I've already made them lunch.
Lois: Oh, well, double lunches. [Hal laughs]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Forbidden Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Man: Young man, nice job with those weeds yesterday. Is five dollars okay?
Dewey: Okay. Thank you.
Reese: No way, you didn't pull any weeds yesterday.
Dewey: I know.
Reese: What's going on?
Dewey: It's money day.
Reese: Money day?
Dewey: Yeah. I don't know why, but it's been happening a lot lately.
Reese: Dewey, people don't have money days.
Dewey: I do. It's really neat. There's also cookie days and pat on the head days. I don't like those so much, but before you know it, it's money day again.
Quote from Otto
Francis: Otto, this is nuts.
Otto: You will see you are not dealing with a fool. That fence is going up twice as high!
Merl: We'll just tear it back down again.
Otto: Then we will build another fence 50ft high.
Merl: Every time you build it up, we'll tear it down.
Otto: Every time you tear it down, we will build it up!
Francis: Um, did it ever occur to anyone to put in a gate?
Merl: A gate?
Otto: Hmm. A gate would work.
Quote from Reese
Reese: His name is Billy Prescott. I followed him home. He lives, like, a mile away from here. He looks exactly like you.
Dewey: You're lying.
Reese: Am I? It's common knowledge, Dewey, that every person on this planet has an evil twin.
Dewey: He's my evil twin?
Reese: Fat chance. The guy's a saint. You're his evil twin.
Dewey: But I don't want to be an evil twin.
Reese: I don't make the rules, Dewey. Besides, we've been given a golden opportunity here.
Dewey: To do what?
Reese: I don't know yet, but there's money and an evil twin. If we can't figure out how to make this pay off, there is something deeply wrong with us. Come on, let's go watch some soap operas.