Reese Quote #211
Quote from Reese in Reese Drives
Jackie: [on cell phone] No, Daddy, this is not my fault, I'm just a passenger. How is this making you look like a chump? I'm the one- Hold on. [switches line] Hello? No! No, I'm on the other line. If you wanna talk to him so bad , use the bullhorn thingy! [switches line] Hi, I'm back. No, I was not talking to Mom, it was the- Daddy, I don't care who she's- No, I will not tell her! You have to stop putting me in- Go ahead. You know what, go ahead, cancel the card, cancel all my cards! I'm gonna be in this car for the rest of my life, anyway. [hangs up]
Reese: OK, I've got an idea.
Jackie: What?
Reese: There's a railroad crossing about a mile ahead. If we jump out a split second before the train squashes the car, we can start new lives as circus people.
Jackie: Reese, come on, this is getting scary. What are you gonna do? [low fuel light comes on]
Negotiator: [over bullhorn] "This is your last warning. Pull over or you will be forced from the road."
Reese: Jackie, I have to tell you something. Just because I hate you doesn't mean I'm not sorry.
Jackie: What?
Reese: I didn't mean to get you into this! It's just that- I'm not- You know, I'm not very smart. So when I get in trouble, I panic, and then I do things that make it worse. I'm really sorry. And your dad is a tool.
Jackie: Hey, I was just kidding about the kidnapping thing. You have enough to worry about without me being a jerk about it, right?
Reese: Wait a second! Jackie, gimme your phone! I have a brother who's a total genius, he'll know what to do.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese Drives’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Reese: Remember, Dad, you're picking me up from school to take me to the DMV.
Hal: I wouldn't miss it, son. [quietly to Lois] Dear God, what are we gonna do?
Lois: What can we do? He hasn't done anything wrong.
Hal: Oh, please, it's Reese! We just haven't looked hard enough.
Lois: Hal, we're gonna have to face it, that kid is gonna be mobile.
Hal: Reese surrounded by six thousand pounds of steel and 20 gallons of explosive fuel?! It's like giving a shark a sub-machine gun!
Quote from Reese
Reese: Dad, you sent the check to the driving school, right?
Hal: Yes, Reese.
Reese: You're sure you signed it, right? It's not gonna bounce or anything?
Hal: Everything is fine, Reese. Just go there straight after school tomorrow.
Reese: You guys are the best! I promise when you're old and crazy, I'll drive to the home and visit you. [like talking to a child] Maybe we can go for a drive round the park. Would you like that?
Lois: I can't wait.
Quote from Craig
Craig: I lied because I needed your help. I finally got my insurance settlement. This receiver works at both SRS 5.1 and DTS. Uni-directional subwoofer for surround sound, progressive-scan DVD player. Plays both AIFF and MP3/4 on either CDs or CDRs. I figured you'd be comfortable with this level of electronics. I mean, the guys at the store couldn't find the graphic equalisers with two hands and a flashlight.
Malcolm: You dragged me over here to hook up your stereo? Can't you get one of your friends to help you do this?
Craig: ... And tick off the other friends I didn't ask? Malcolm, this goes far beyond just a stereo. This is going to be the greatest entertainment center ever. Have you ever wanted to be the best at something? Not just good, I don't mean great, I mean the absolute best?
Malcolm: I don't know.
Craig: Well, I have. Ever since I was a kid watching Land of the Lost on my tiny black and white six inch. I knew there'd be a day, a day when I could create my high-def universe. A magical realm where fantasy and technology intersect on my every whim because I'm the King.
Malcolm: So your lifelong dream was to become the world's best TV watcher?
Craig: Yeah.
Malcolm: I'm in!