Lois Quote #238
Hal: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Lois: Yes! I don't know what I was thinking. Taking presents away from children?! What kind of a sick person does that?! Look, I just want to get everything out of the garage, set it up in the house and have a nice Christmas. You know what? Why don't we wake up the boys and have Christmas tonight? I can't wait to see the look on their sweet little faces.
[Lois and Hal walk into the shed and find the boys with their unwrapped presents and grafiti'd wall]
Lois: Well, Hal, that was smart of you to wake up the boys so they could help us carry in the presents.
Hal: Yes, yes. Well, come- come on hurry up, boys.
Malcolm: Yeah.
Reese: Sure.
Dewey: OK.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Ida
Francis: Oh, my god, you're crazy! I just thought you were evil, but you are nuts!
Ida: What are you talking about?
Francis: Grandma, gifts aren't conditional. They're gifts. You give them to people because you love them! They're not something you can take away because of some petty slight! You're not teaching people anything You haven't got back at them. They don't even know they've upset you! All you've done here is... is constructed a monument to your own insanity! What kind of a person does that?
Ida: A lonely, bitter, old woman.
Francis: What?
Ida: [sighs] Look what I've done. What use is all this things to me now? They could have brought someone some happiness. Instead they rot here. Oh.
Francis: Grandma?
Ida: My hea- My heart. I think it's... melting. Yes, it's melting. Oh. You've shown me the way, Francis, by yelling at me. Quick. Go get my magic sled and me and my reindeers will go and give Christmas to all the mean, stupid, rude people! We'll all join hands and sing songs and we'll sprinkle the ingrates with fairy dust!
Quote from Ida
Ida: [card plays "Jingle Bells"] You do this to torture me? To hurt me?!
Francis: You don't like Christmas music?
Ida: It sounds like a song they sang when they rode through villages throwing babies on the fire!
Francis: They sang Jingle Bells?
Ida: They sang something.
Quote from Ida
Francis: Well, look at that. 8pm already. Way past bedtime. Where do I sleep?
Ida: You're sittin' on it.
Francis: Does it turn into a bed?
Ida: Yes, it becomes a bed. It's a special magic sofa. It opens up for magic lazy boy. And the angels come and feed you grapes and sing to you while you sleep. And it flies around the room granting wishes for boys what are stupid.
Francis: Alright, it doesn't fold out.