Malcolm Quote #268
Quote from Malcolm in Health Scare
Reese: Do you hear anything?
Malcolm: Mom's still crying.
Reese: Did she ever go to sleep?
Malcolm: At 3 she went from sobbing to a quiet whimper.
Reese: I'm telling you, she's just trying to psych us out!
Malcolm: I don't think so. I mean, when was the last time you heard Dad yell and Mom cry?
Reese: You're right. Something really weird is going on. They've been whispering a lot, too.
Malcolm: I just figured it out. Oh, no. Oh, no!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Health Scare’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Lavernia: You disgust me. You better run home to Mama, so she can kiss your tears away and make you cocoa and tell you- [Francis punches back]
Francis: For your information, my mother's a tormenting control freak. It would never occur to her to make me cocoa!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: You can't call that a short cut! A shortcut has to be shorter!
Reese: Says who?!
Malcolm: Says the word!
Reese: No, a shortcut is just when you don't use regular streets.
Malcolm: So, according to you, if it took 150 years to cross the street, just as long as you went through some bushes and trees, that would qualify as a short cut?!
Reese: God, you hate being wrong.
Quote from Reese
[After Malcolm and Reese jump out of their beds fully-dressed at 11pm, Reese holds a hand mirror under the bedroom door.]
Malcolm: Booby trapped?
Reese: A broom handle tied to a string of tin cans. A classic.
Malcolm: You know, if Mom ever trusted us, I think she'd be pleasantly surprised.
[Malcolm and Reese put decoys in their beds to make it look like they're sleeping]
Reese: Yeah. We're basically good kids.