Dewey Quote #96
Quote from Dewey in Health Scare
Dewey: Mom? Dad? This is Bernard, the hamster from my class. Remember, it's my weekend to take care of him.
Lois: Sweetie, this isn't a good time.
Dewey: I just want you to see how good I could be at taking care of him. Just like how good I'd be at taking care of a dog. I don't know if I mentioned that all the other kids in the neighborhood have dogs?
Lois: Honey, your father and I need to talk.
Dewey: I saw a nice one at the pet store. He's half Great Dane and something else. I could name him Jeff and-
Lois: Go play in your room!
Dewey: OK.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Health Scare’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Lavernia: You disgust me. You better run home to Mama, so she can kiss your tears away and make you cocoa and tell you- [Francis punches back]
Francis: For your information, my mother's a tormenting control freak. It would never occur to her to make me cocoa!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: You can't call that a short cut! A shortcut has to be shorter!
Reese: Says who?!
Malcolm: Says the word!
Reese: No, a shortcut is just when you don't use regular streets.
Malcolm: So, according to you, if it took 150 years to cross the street, just as long as you went through some bushes and trees, that would qualify as a short cut?!
Reese: God, you hate being wrong.
Quote from Reese
[After Malcolm and Reese jump out of their beds fully-dressed at 11pm, Reese holds a hand mirror under the bedroom door.]
Malcolm: Booby trapped?
Reese: A broom handle tied to a string of tin cans. A classic.
Malcolm: You know, if Mom ever trusted us, I think she'd be pleasantly surprised.
[Malcolm and Reese put decoys in their beds to make it look like they're sleeping]
Reese: Yeah. We're basically good kids.