Malcolm Quote #259
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm: [to camera] This relationship is finally starting to make sense. For a while all we did is fight and make out, then fight, then make out. But that's all behind us. We were screaming at each other five minutes ago. Now it just feels so right. [to Sara] Wait, what are you doing? Where are you going?
Sara: Home. We've been kissing for two hours, my face is sore.
Malcolm: [to camera] Yeah, she's right. We can't make out all day. We've both got our own things to do. She's so smart when it comes to these things. [to Sara] If you're seeing someone else just tell me!
Sara: What?!
Malcolm: I-I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.
Sara: Look, I've gotta go home. I'll call you tonight.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking. His head is, like, five times too big for his body.
Lois: We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted. He's in genius classes. Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him until he's 28 and a billionaire!
Hal: Certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon. Sorry, what am I telling your for? You battle with it every day. There's nothing we can do.
Quote from Reese
Reese: That was pathetic!
Malcolm: You were watching us?
Reese: Believe me, it's the last time! You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: I don't know what's wrong with her! She's driving me crazy! I freak out 20 times a day!
Reese: Dude, you think about everything too much. You've just got to calm down. Turn off your brain.
Malcolm: It's not that easy.
Reese: Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
Malcolm: You can't just turn off your- [Reese stares blankly ahead] Reese! Reese!
Reese: Whoa! How long was I out?
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Dewey, how was your day?
Dewey: I got a new friend, his name's Ronnie. He just moved here. He's got a Nintendo, a Playstation, and a nanny. He's really rich.
Hal: [to the empty seat] Well, nice to meet you, Ronnie.
Dewey: No, he's real! I can make real friends, too!
Lois: Oh, of course you can, honey. Just don't be frustrated if it takes you a little bit longer than the other boys.
Dewey: Ronnie is real!