Malcolm Quote #255
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm: Remember yesterday when we were sitting and we got a drink of water? Then we sat around again. We should totally do that again.
Sara: OK.
Malcolm: [to camera] Look at me, it's official. I have a girlfriend! I'm officially someone's boyfriend. Watch this. [kisses Sara] I can do that any time I want! I hate this part. This is where we have to split up so my family won't see us. [kisses Sara] I'll miss you. You're a really good kisser.
Sara: Thanks. Bye.
Malcolm: [to camera] "Thanks"? What does that mean? What's wrong with the way I kiss? Are my lips too wet? Maybe they're too dry. I don't see why she couldn't just return the compliment! My God! I'm the worst boyfriend ever! OK, just calm down. I'm a good boyfriend. She wouldn't be my girlfriend if I wasn't. I have a girlfriend!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking. His head is, like, five times too big for his body.
Lois: We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted. He's in genius classes. Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him until he's 28 and a billionaire!
Hal: Certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon. Sorry, what am I telling your for? You battle with it every day. There's nothing we can do.
Quote from Reese
Reese: That was pathetic!
Malcolm: You were watching us?
Reese: Believe me, it's the last time! You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: I don't know what's wrong with her! She's driving me crazy! I freak out 20 times a day!
Reese: Dude, you think about everything too much. You've just got to calm down. Turn off your brain.
Malcolm: It's not that easy.
Reese: Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
Malcolm: You can't just turn off your- [Reese stares blankly ahead] Reese! Reese!
Reese: Whoa! How long was I out?
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] Just once I'd like to learn a lesson without something exploding.