Malcolm: Remember yesterday when we were sitting and we got a drink of water? Then we sat around again. We should totally do that again.
Sara: OK.
Malcolm: [to camera] Look at me, it's official. I have a girlfriend! I'm officially someone's boyfriend. Watch this. [kisses Sara] I can do that any time I want! I hate this part. This is where we have to split up so my family won't see us. [kisses Sara] I'll miss you. You're a really good kisser.
Sara: Thanks. Bye.
Malcolm: [to camera] "Thanks"? What does that mean? What's wrong with the way I kiss? Are my lips too wet? Maybe they're too dry. I don't see why she couldn't just return the compliment! My God! I'm the worst boyfriend ever! OK, just calm down. I'm a good boyfriend. She wouldn't be my girlfriend if I wasn't. I have a girlfriend!