Lois Quote #210
Doctor: You're only two centimeters dilated. I think you've got four or five hours at least.
Lois: No.
Hal: Honey, the doctor...
Lois: No! He is coming out now! I have had it with this! You are coming out right now, mister!
Doctor: Ah, ah, ah, what are you doing? It's not time to push. You're just going to prolong your labor.
Hal: Oh, great. Make it a challenge.
Doctor: Lady, you're just going to tire yourself out, and when it comes time to really push, you're going to be exhausted. Look, all I'm saying is, she can try to force this all she wants. It's just not going to... Oh, my God! Nurse!
Lois: [gasps]
Hal: Okay, honey, you're doing great, you're doing great. Just remember to breathe.
Lois: Hal... God, do you think we're really ready for a second baby? We're going to have twice as many kids and half the money. What's it going to do to us?
Hal: We- We'll, we'll find a way. You know, we love each other. We- We'll adjust. We'll make it work. I mean, they're just kids.
Doctor: Here he comes. Ow! My God, he kicked me in the nose. [baby laughs]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Flashback’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
[flashback:]
Hal: Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, uh... I, I- I- I love, I love how your neck smells in the morning.
Lois: Okay. That's one.
Hal: I love how every one of your toes looks like it came from another person's foot.
Lois: Oh, God.
Hal: And- And- And I love how you're honest and-and fearless and, and how when I'm sick you treat me like a baby.
Lois: Okay, that last one counts for two. You got three more to go.
Hal: Okay.
Lois: I can tell you that I just adore this. The way your forehead gets all crinkly when you're worried.
Hal: And I love the way you cut your crust off your toast even though you end up eating both anyway.
Lois: I love your loyalty and your kindness and that you still suck in your gut whenever I walk into the room.
Hal: [chuckles] I love how you didn't dump me when you found out that I was in love with you.
Lois: [chuckles] I love that you still married me even after you met my parents. [laughs]
Hal: And I love that nothing in my life... Not cribbage with my dad... Not a... a new Van Halen album. Not even an old Van Halen album, for that matter, or any of their solo albums...
Lois: Hal, Hal.
Hal: I love that nothing in my life is complete until I've shared it with you.
Quote from Hal
Malcolm: Dad, Francis has to go back to school tomorrow. Can't we at least watch what he wants?
Hal: This is educational. It's a celebration of the human spirit. It shows we can always find a way to persevere no matter how many times we're defeated. No, don't put on the rocket skates.
Lois: Hal, can I see you in the bedroom?
Hal: Yeah, yeah, just a second, honey, the coyote...
Lois: Hal.
Quote from Francis
Francis: How long does it take to get me a soda, Dewey?
Dewey: Mom and Dad are fighting.
Francis: Really? Well, don't worry, chief. Everything will be fine. Trust me. You know what will take your mind off it? Making me a sandwich.