Reese Quote #149
Malcolm: I think we should run and jump the fence and get the cops.
Reese: No, we should stay right here. This is good. This is smart.
Malcolm: We're out in the open. We've got to move.
Reese: No. This guy's a psychopath. He's probably got bodies buried all over the country. The fair comes to town, he kills a bunch of locals, then packs up and moves on to the next bunch of victims.
Malcolm: Shut up. We're going to be fine.
Reese: Look, I just want to let you know I've always tried to be a good brother. If I ever hit you or broke your stuff, it was because you deserved it and it was fun, but that doesn't make it right.
Malcolm: Reese, please stop talking like this. We're going to be fine.
[Reese and Malcolm scream as Dewey jumps out]
Reese: Take him!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Carnival’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Uh-oh.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen.
Reese: I think we should all split up.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: What did you hear?
Dewey: Everything. I want to go to the fair.
Malcolm: No, Dewey. You're too young.
Dewey: Take me or I'll tell Mom.
Reese: If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
Dewey: Go ahead. I'm still telling.
Malcolm: Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get and set it free.
Reese: We'll destroy every toy, every game, everything you ever love.
Dewey: Do what you have to.
Quote from Stevie
Kitty: A sleepover?! At someone else's house?!
Abe: Don't you like sleeping here, son?
Kitty: I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. They probably don't even have motion detectors.
Abe: Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
Kitty: You have a perfectly good hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. I just don't see the point.
Stevie: It would help... me feel... normal. [rolls away] Fish... in a barrel.