Malcolm Quote #215
Quote from Malcolm in Reese Cooks
Malcolm: Okay, you made me do this.
[Malcolm drags Cynthia into the boys' bathrooms]
Cynthia: Can't you think of a better place to kiss me?
Malcolm: There. Read that.
Cynthia: Malcolm, are you crazy?
Malcolm: Read. That's the Krelboyne Wall of Fame. You can see that you're pretty well represented. There's my section and there's Lloyd's. But in terms of sheer volume, you still have us beat. So do you understand now? You can't have that party. [sees Cynthia crying] But that one there, that's ridiculous. No one really believes that about you. [Cynthia runs out]
Stevie: [o.s.] Real... classy.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese Cooks’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: I hope... my wheelchair... fits in the... make-out closet.
Quote from Hal
Lois: We are not getting through to him.
Hal: Well, what else can we do? We- We've taken away television, video games, his music, fresh air. Lois, we have taken away his air, and he doesn't care about any of it.
Lois: Well, we had better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
Hal: I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
Lois: Like what?
Hal: Maybe Reese needs more attention. Positive attention. When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to, to hang out with, be a role model.
Lois: Oh, Hal, I don't know.
Hal: Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.
Quote from Hal
Lois: You are not to step foot outside of this house except for school for the next month!
Reese: Okay.
Hal: Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment.
Lois: Oh, I think staying inside with no TV is worse than weeding.
Reese: I'm already banned from TV.
Lois: You are?
Hal: All right. Fine. No TV, no going outside except for weeding, which you'll do at night. Inside. Oh, I got nothing.