Hal Quote #192
Quote from Hal in Reese Cooks
Lois: You are not to step foot outside of this house except for school for the next month!
Reese: Okay.
Hal: Wait a minute, honey, he has to go outside. He's not done pulling weeds from his last punishment.
Lois: Oh, I think staying inside with no TV is worse than weeding.
Reese: I'm already banned from TV.
Lois: You are?
Hal: All right. Fine. No TV, no going outside except for weeding, which you'll do at night. Inside. Oh, I got nothing.
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Quote from Hal
Lois: We are not getting through to him.
Hal: Well, what else can we do? We- We've taken away television, video games, his music, fresh air. Lois, we have taken away his air, and he doesn't care about any of it.
Lois: Well, we had better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
Hal: I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
Lois: Like what?
Hal: Maybe Reese needs more attention. Positive attention. When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to, to hang out with, be a role model.
Lois: Oh, Hal, I don't know.
Hal: Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.
Quote from Hal
Reese: I thought you said we were trying something new.
Hal: That's right, we are.
Reese: So this isn't a punishment?
Hal: No. Why would you say that?
Reese: 'Cause you keep looking at me and saying stuff.
Hal: I am paying attention to you.
Reese: But, Dad, a cooking class?
Hal: Come on, Reese, open your mind. The art of cooking is as masculine as any of these other courses judo, riflery, kickboxing. Anyone can fight, but it takes a special man to craft a truly great Bolognese sauce.
Reese: I still feel like I'm in trouble.