Lois Quote #717
Quote from Lois in Krelboyne Girl
Lois: Don't worry, Malcolm's going to be punished. But this is nothing to get panicked about.
Cynthia's Dad: But...
Lois: Don't you remember when you were his age... all the dumb things you did with your little girlfriends?
Cynthia: Um, I'm not his...
Lois: It's puberty! Their bodies are going all crazy down there and they can't do anything about it. So they start all that silly making out and then they get all tingly and charged up and they don't know what to do with themselves so they throw bricks and things. My oldest son set a doghouse on fire. They are idiots at this age. That's just what they do.
Cynthia's Dad: Yes, well... that- that may be, but this kind of behavior is not acceptable.
Lois: No, it isn't... but you'd better get used to it because I'm gonna tell you right now, this one is an early bloomer. She's gonna pop out of every bra you buy for the next three years. [to Cynthia] You're going to be self-conscious, but don't let it make you slouch. You're gonna be happy about it when you get to college. [to her dad] Come on... I'll give you the number of a glass company. We give him a lot of business. He'll treat you right.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Krelboyne Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: Mom, what are you doing?
Lois: For crying out loud, Malcolm, why am I paying for underpants that you're not wearing?
Malcolm: Mom.
Lois: Why are you not wearing your underpants?
Malcolm: I want to wear boxers.
Lois: Oh, really? Well, you may think you suddenly need all the extra room, but let me tell you, my dear, you are getting way ahead of yourself.
Malcolm: [to camera] Just once, I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Okay, where's Domingo? [Dewey is silent] Come on, I can smell him. Honey, do you think I just took Domingo away from you because I'm mean?
Dewey: Absolutely.
Lois: Dewey, the reason I had to take your teddy bear away is because he's very dirty. He's covered with germs and he could make you very sick.
Dewey: He wouldn't do that. He loves me.
Lois: It's the germs, sweetie. There are tiny bugs carrying disease, and Domingo is covered with them. Now, when you touch him, they get on your hands, and what do you suppose happens if you touch your eyes? Well, I'll tell you what happens. The germs get in there and they infect them, and you get very sick and eventually your optic nerve rots away and your eyes fall out. Now, if you want to keep Domingo, you can. But if you want to keep your eyes, you'll give Domingo to me. [Dewey hands over the bear] You made the smart choice, sweetie. [kisses Dewey's forehead] Sleep tight.
Quote from Malcolm
Cynthia: Malcolm, what are you doing?
Malcolm: Look, Cynthia, believe me, I'm trying to kiss you, and I think if you just give me a minute to clear my head, I'll be able to kiss you, okay?
Cynthia: Excuse me?!
Malcolm: Francis said she'd do this.
Cynthia: And who, exactly, is Francis?
Malcolm: It's not what you think. He's my brother.
Cynthia: You were going to kiss me, and you're thinking about your brother?
Malcolm: No, I was thinking about my mom. No, I mean, I was thinking about your bra. I mean... I was thinking about what's in your bra. Uh... I mean, what will be in your bra. Oh, can I start over?
[After Cynthia pokes Malcolm with her fingers, knocking him down, she kicks him and walks out]
Malcolm: [groans] I wonder if I can convince anyone this is a hickey.