Francis Quote #83
Quote from Francis in The Bully
Francis: I wish I could say this was the stupidest thing I've ever done. You know, on top of everything, they're going to make me fix the window when I get back.
Nurse: Don't be so hard on yourself. You have every right to be upset. I can't believe your parents are leaving you all alone on your birthday. You poor thing.
Francis: Well, it isn't that bad.
Nurse: Yes, it is.
Francis: Yeah, I guess you're right. You know, this is going to be my first birthday without a cake.
Nurse: You know what? You're not going to spend your birthday alone. You're coming to my place, and I'm going to make you a nice dinner.
Francis: No. Why should you have to bother with me just 'cause I'm injured and... all alone?
Nurse: I'll even make you a cake. What kind do you...
Francis: German chocolate.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘The Bully’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Lois: [answers phone] Hello.
Francis: Mom, great news. I figured out a way to get home Wednesday.
Lois: Francis...
Francis: No, it won't cost you a cent. One of the cadet's fathers is a trucker. He said I can ride in the refrigerator compartment to the 609 interchange. And a buddy of his flies a crop duster. Now, if he's sober, he should be able to drop me off at the soybean field near the train station...
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Okay, what the hell was that milk thing on the playground?
Reese: I don't know. I had to do something.
Malcolm: So you poured milk on yourself? Why didn't you just pound that kid?
Reese: Because I'm sick of doing that. I'm sick of beating up little kids. It's creepy.
Malcolm: But that's you. That's what you do.
Reese: Not anymore. That was the old me. The thing I did at school today was me destroying the old Reese.
Malcolm: So, drenching yourself with chocolate milk was like a baptism?
Reese: No, idiot. I was washing away the old me and starting over.
Quote from Malcolm
Lois: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to you?
Malcolm: What happened to me? I'll tell you what happened to me. Since Reese got whipped by that girl, he stopped being the school bully, so now there's no one to protect me from people who think I'm an unfunny little smart ass, which is evidently everyone.
Hal: Well, you can be a little sarcastic.
Malcolm: Thanks, Dad. I feel better.
Hal: Case in point. [to Lois] Well, he can be.